Hotel is Fined for Using Words Like "Inspiring" and Phrases Like "Find Your Story" Just Once Too Often

A hotel chain has been fined by a secretive arm of the international Travel Police, the “Enough of this Crap Already Unit,” for using words like “inspiring” and “write your own story,” one time too many in a bid to woo more guests.

The amount of the fine was not immediately known, nor was the hotel’s name. But it was probably Hyatt or Marriott. “Inspiration” can stay there.

We’d rather talk about Madonna.

This is a developing story…