Did Teresa Giudice really get a nose job in Greece?
Rumors swirl as RHONJ star and real ex-con calls co-star a "bitch" for telling her *not* to get her "tomato nose" fixed--Drama!
As this column has exclusively reported, Real Housewives of New Jersey um-star Teresa Giudice rode out some of America’s bizarre, ongoing woke revolution by hiding out at Amanzoe, one of the most exclusive and stunningly anodyne resorts in Greece, last month. What is not clear is whether the comely Bravolebrity got her nose surgically adjusted while she was abroad.
A photo of Giudice (who in addition to starring in one of the most astonishingly vapid pieces of televised entertainment in mankind’s collective memory served 11 months in a federal prison) taken in October reveals the clear absence of the Jersey housewife’s self-described “tomato nose.” But the question thousands of loyal fans are asking is, when did she do the chop—and where? Did she have the relatively straightforward procedure done at a private clinic in Athens, away from the spotlight as many surmise, or did she trim the tomato, as it were, stateside and then fly away to the land of the gods and goddesses (see below) for a recovery away from prying eyes under the Grecian sun? It’s difficult to say with any certainty, but to look at the photo we’d say that the latter is the likelier scenario.
Which is interesting, because there’s nothing wrong with a big nose, is there? Mighty Athena, after all, rocked a sizable schnozz and went about her business. And of course, we’d rather sip mimosas with the goddess of wisdom and war over one of Andy Cohen’s little cloned stooges any day—not that we’d ever pick a fight with Jeffrey Epstein’s improbable but indisputable doppelgänger!
Hey, are you looking for a great Greek hotel alternative to that oh-so-pricey Amanzoe? We have one and guess what, they love Americans, even if they aren’t Real Housewives!